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Cave Cock 

Normally a stubby cock, where the head of a cock goes back inward and looks like your circumcised cock never had the procedure in the first place. Looks like a toque and happens when you wear tight ginch or have a fat roll in your ginch pressing on your cocker all the time.
I've gained a lot of weight since I finished high school and whenever I take a piss I have to stretch out my bird a few times because I get cave cock.
Cave Cock by The Dirty Pajerty March 31, 2015
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cock cave 

when a man is so obese, there is a fat roll that hangs over the cock when it is limp, therefore looking like a cave.
Damn, I couldnt find Frankies dick in the cock cave!
cock cave by Evil Juggalette January 31, 2008

Cock Cave 

After an evening of hard anal sex, my partners cock cave was easily visible.
Cock Cave by Mike Inches June 24, 2007

cock cave 

The mouth on a female or some dumb ass males.
Neal: did you listen to what she was sayin?
Bob: Hell no, i told that bitch to shut her cock cave.
cock cave by Heywoodjublome August 8, 2016

Cavecock 

When a penis looks like a caveman bat
Have you ever seen his penis? Its shaped like a bat with a rough texture. Ewe he has a cavecock.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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