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Caud is an acronym. Stands for Complete And Utter Dumbass.
Guy 1:That dude just funneled a gallon of milk
Guy 2: Wow, what a caud.
Caud by squeezeThr33 January 13, 2010
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people with this name tend to be the best in the world. Nice, caring, understanding , and good looking too. Really don't bother people or instigate anything, but don't mess with them too much because they will smack the snot out of you and laugh about it later. Usually packing 7.5 inche or more and knows how to use it.
Damn Johnny he gave you a Caudell.

I hope Caudell asks me out he is the pefect guy.

When we got in the room I saw his Caudell and almost died.
caudell by Damonster February 5, 2010
Related Words
1.Extremely horny to the max
2.Super duper sexy
3.A type of sex position
1.Dude!! I am so Caudle today
2.OMG..he's so Caudle
3.OH YES BABY! CAUDLE ME CAUDLE ME
Caudle by Deshawn January 14, 2006
the name of the most adorable and perfect couple there has ever been.
are you team caudiel or team cesus?

i'm defiantly team caudiel
caudiel by xxxNOxxx September 5, 2013

Caudacity 

the daring to do great things; the quintessential trait of a very adventurous people
Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin had the Caudacity to go to the Moon.
What you call someone who has a square head. or you can just make that their new name.
John is a caudex.
Caudex likes to make fun of spanky.
caudex by stevefarr May 10, 2005

caudillo 

That caudillo is a killer
caudillo by caudillort December 18, 2016
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