Catjob 

The act of pulling down a females pants, discovering her Extremely hairy vagina but don't mind it and start licking away.

John: so how was ur night with that bitch?

Bob: she looked madd good, but that bitch had a hairy pussy.

John: EWW WTF DID YOU LEAVE?

Bob: actually, I didn't mind it, and I gave her a catjob.

John: ur fucking sick dude.

Catjob by mr. escobar January 18, 2009

Catjob 

When you cuss, and you either cuss in your mind(internally)or out loud(externally)when you want to approach a girl but can't do it!

Mike: Man, I have to go talk to that girl over there.
Jason: Do it, man.
Mike: Errrrr. I can't. Damn!
Jason: Catjob!!!!!

Catjob by Maikyboy4leesy March 30, 2009

California Catjob

Receiving a handjob with a burlap sack placed over the penis

“Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”

“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”

California Catjob by BigPapa384 October 21, 2022

Obi-Wan Catobi 

A legendary feline Jedi Master who was a noblecat gifted in the ways of the Force whose existence was unfortunately left on the proverbial cutting room floor.

Obi-Wan Catobi, had he not been removed from the widely popular and influential Star Wars adventures, could have been a highly positive role model to young cats across the Universe!

Obi-Wan Catobi by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

Cat-Job 

A Cat-Job is similar to a hand-job. Its like your stroking a cats tail. And painful

I was at a party last week and the girl didnt know how to give a proper hand-job. she gave me a cat-job

Cat-Job by Cadillac C--Y January 20, 2011

Catoblepas 

Catoblepas is a very talented flash artist and animator who was discovered on the website Newgrounds.com

He is known for the fucked up theme's and extreme violence he includes in his flash movies that he creates with almost perfectly.

Although some of his movies are a bit weird he is an extremely talented animator.

catoblepas.newgrounds.com

Catoblepas by Nayhan November 11, 2009

catoblepas 

The catoblepas is a legendary creature from Ethiopia. It is said to have the body of a buffalo and the head of a hog. Its back has scales that protect the beast, and its head is always pointing downwards. Its stare or breath could either turn people into stone, or kill them. The catoblepas is often thought to be based on real-life encounters with wildebeest, such that some dictionaries say that the word is synonymous with "gnu."

You are a catoblepas.

catoblepas by catoblepa March 23, 2009