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California Catjob

Receiving a handjob with a burlap sack placed over the penis
Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”

“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”
California Catjob by BigPapa384 October 21, 2022
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The act of pulling down a females pants, discovering her Extremely hairy vagina but don't mind it and start licking away.
John: so how was ur night with that bitch?

Bob: she looked madd good, but that bitch had a hairy pussy.

John: EWW WTF DID YOU LEAVE?

Bob: actually, I didn't mind it, and I gave her a catjob.

John: ur fucking sick dude.
Catjob by mr. escobar January 18, 2009
When you cuss, and you either cuss in your mind(internally)or out loud(externally)when you want to approach a girl but can't do it!
Mike: Man, I have to go talk to that girl over there.
Jason: Do it, man.
Mike: Errrrr. I can't. Damn!
Jason: Catjob!!!!!
Catjob by Maikyboy4leesy March 30, 2009
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026