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Catawampus

An wild creature that lives in the forst and eats children. It lives near people who camp and is like Bigfoot but bigger and has a temper. The only way to possible calm it down is to speak polish. Signs of the catawampus include but not limited to: howls, unknown footprints, dead animals, scratching on doors or windows, fallen trees and missing children. Warning they are smart and attracted to fire, do NOT insult it or it will come for you
"Look, i think i found some catawampus tracks"
Catawampus by DaDoctor April 27, 2014
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Catawampus

A verb used to describe someone who walks strangely.
'That person is walking very catawampus through that paddy field'
Catawampus by Raith Potterson January 16, 2008

Catawampus

A synonym for a big ruckus or chaos
It is a catawampus in here!
Catawampus by Strange Words October 6, 2017

catawampus

A word a bunch of faggots use on the internet because they have no life such as TwIsTeD.CoM and HOWDOUGETSLICED.
LoL CATAWAMPUS I think I am cool because I can use the word CATAWAMPUS
catawampus by Michael's stalker January 28, 2008

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026