Catacumb 

An underground gallery full of ancient artifacts (or Jizzifacts if you will) from centuries past. May consist of jizz rags, jizz filled socks, jizz crusted tissues, etc. Access is permitted only to those who contribute their own unique Jizzifact to the Catacumb.

Mike: Yo Tone-Bone, my wife wouldn’t let me enter the Krusty Krab last night so I had to create my own jizz rag.

Tone-Bone: DAWG! You should totally add your jizz rag to the Catacumb downtown. You could becum a part of ancient Jizztory.

Mike: Bone my dawg, you are a genius. I hadn’t pulled my monkey in over a week so I splat like a fire hose.

Tone-Bone: Bro that’s vile.. I envy you.

Catacumb by Stoney69 February 9, 2019

paris catacomb 

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).

The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.

Sam: « Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak »

Alex: « Why?! »

Sam: « She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her »

Alex: « Neat, dude! »

paris catacomb by mittluva May 4, 2018

Under Catacomb 

Gay Faggot Homosexual

My friend told me he loves Blood on the Dance Floor, I told him his behavior was extremely Under Catacomb

Under Catacomb by UrbanAnonymoustruth June 12, 2018

catacomber 

lauralton hall students who sit in the catacombs. there, you can frequently find furries, girls who bite and hiss, and girls who scream and yell for absolutely no reason.

Did you hear the catacomber bit someone?

catacomber by a20126004 April 9, 2020

Catacomb 

Catacomb: an underground cemetery consisting of a subterranean gallery with recesses for tombs, as constructed by the ancient Romans. Other wise known as, hell.

5 french people went to the catacomb in Paris and only 2 made it out alive.

Catacomb by Lil'leigh June 3, 2018

Into The Catacombs

a bad ass metal band from south jersey. popular amongst scene kids around the age of fourteen.

scene kid #1: d00d, did u catch that into the catacombs show the other night?
scene kid #2: hellz yeah brah, their vocalist is so fuckin br00tal! *fixes hair*

Into The Catacombs by peeeeeej October 3, 2008

catacomb 

where rich people used to go when they died

i heard Enricophoalpha died yesterday
yeah they traded his house and wife for a spot in a catacomb

catacomb by 0scar November 18, 2006