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catacomb 

where rich people used to go when they died
i heard Enricophoalpha died yesterday
yeah they traded his house and wife for a spot in a catacomb
catacomb by 0scar November 18, 2006

Catacomb 

When a woman lets her furburger get a little out of hand, and she needs to mow her lawn
Dude, I was gonna hook up with cassie the other night but she really needed to give her catacomb!
Catacomb by FatJesus46 May 14, 2011

catacomb 

Phrase used to point out someone who needs to fix their hair.
I saw Don King at a fight and said, "Someone needs to get that catacomb."
catacomb by BOZMAN93 July 18, 2007

catacomb 

An ebonics creation calling for much needed taming of the hair.
I saw Don King at a fight last night. Man, somebody needs to get dat catacomb!
catacomb by Your local brothas December 6, 2013

paris catacomb 

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).

The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Sam: « Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak »

Alex: « Why?! »

Sam: « She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her »

Alex: « Neat, dude! »
paris catacomb by mittluva May 4, 2018

Under Catacomb 

My friend told me he loves Blood on the Dance Floor, I told him his behavior was extremely Under Catacomb