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paris catacomb 

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).

The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Sam: « Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak »

Alex: « Why?! »

Sam: « She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her »

Alex: « Neat, dude! »
paris catacomb by mittluva May 4, 2018

Under Catacomb 

My friend told me he loves Blood on the Dance Floor, I told him his behavior was extremely Under Catacomb

Catacomb 

Catacomb: an underground cemetery consisting of a subterranean gallery with recesses for tombs, as constructed by the ancient Romans. Other wise known as, hell.
5 french people went to the catacomb in Paris and only 2 made it out alive.
Catacomb by Lil'leigh June 3, 2018

Into The Catacombs

a bad ass metal band from south jersey. popular amongst scene kids around the age of fourteen.
scene kid #1: d00d, did u catch that into the catacombs show the other night?
scene kid #2: hellz yeah brah, their vocalist is so fuckin br00tal! *fixes hair*
Into The Catacombs by peeeeeej October 3, 2008

catacomb 

where rich people used to go when they died
i heard Enricophoalpha died yesterday
yeah they traded his house and wife for a spot in a catacomb
catacomb by 0scar November 18, 2006

Catacomb 

When a woman lets her furburger get a little out of hand, and she needs to mow her lawn
Dude, I was gonna hook up with cassie the other night but she really needed to give her catacomb!
Catacomb by FatJesus46 May 14, 2011