Catacum

A catapult that is meant for launching loads of cum.

“Load the catacum!” “Sir, the men are not ready!” “The ill do it myself.”

Catacum by PerryThePlatypus1203 March 18, 2021

paris catacomb 

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).

The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.

Sam: « Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak »

Alex: « Why?! »

Sam: « She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her »

Alex: « Neat, dude! »

paris catacomb by mittluva May 4, 2018

cataumet 

A little town on Cape Cod where all people do is fish, enjoy their ice cream from Summerset Creamery, swim in Buzzards Bay, and sit in the hammock. Pretty much, the best place in the world. =)

"My summer in Cataumet was the best summer of my life."

cataumet by **Summergirl** December 27, 2008

catawumpus 

1. When something is all off balance or disheveled to the degree that you can see how its supposed to be and yet its clear that some rough-housing or real messin/cuttin up has made it nearly unworthy of bothering with to get it back that way due to the humor of the present state.

2. When someones point of view is really askew or makes no sense, thus their timing or sense of appropriateness lacks.

His hair was all catawumpus after we took him to the floor.

The music was so catawumpus that nobody could dance to it.

catawumpus by thee radical eclectic August 30, 2006

Under Catacomb 

Gay Faggot Homosexual

My friend told me he loves Blood on the Dance Floor, I told him his behavior was extremely Under Catacomb

Under Catacomb by UrbanAnonymoustruth June 12, 2018

catacomber 

lauralton hall students who sit in the catacombs. there, you can frequently find furries, girls who bite and hiss, and girls who scream and yell for absolutely no reason.

Did you hear the catacomber bit someone?

catacomber by a20126004 April 9, 2020

Catacomb 

Catacomb: an underground cemetery consisting of a subterranean gallery with recesses for tombs, as constructed by the ancient Romans. Other wise known as, hell.

5 french people went to the catacomb in Paris and only 2 made it out alive.

Catacomb by Lil'leigh June 3, 2018