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Catsturbation 

The act of masturbating only to open one's eyes to the judgmental stare of one's cat
Fluffy walked in on me again...So I guess catsturbation is my thing now. I really need to get a girlfriend.
Catsturbation by hightowers April 17, 2011
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Catsturbation 

The act of a cat rubbing itself on any object in order to achieve a (catgasm)
"hey, get your cat off me, it keeps catsturbating all over my legs"
"sorry, he just likes you"

Catsturbation, noun, origin of the NoVa descent of Catsturbating, or to catsturbate
Catsturbation by Cantzoneri January 7, 2010

Catsturbation 

Using a cat to masturbate. Some consider it a sport.
I catsturbate when im bored and fluffy is around.

catsturbation 

When one or more of the feline persuasion pleasure themselves with their porpus toungue.
Luna, if you dont stop the Catsturbation Joanna will do it for you!
catsturbation by Bryannames November 10, 2006

Catsturbating 

The act of Masturbation via the process of having a creature of the felis genus knead it’s paws upon your genitals
Bro Timmy was Catsturbating the other day, he’s such a freak.
Catsturbating by Mr. Cactus February 14, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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