Catsturbation
Fluffy walked in on me again...So I guess catsturbation is my thing now. I really need to get a girlfriend.
Catsturbation by hightowers April 17, 2011
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Catsturbation
"hey, get your cat off me, it keeps catsturbating all over my legs"
"sorry, he just likes you"
Catsturbation, noun, origin of the NoVa descent of Catsturbating, or to catsturbate
"sorry, he just likes you"
Catsturbation, noun, origin of the NoVa descent of Catsturbating, or to catsturbate
Catsturbation by Cantzoneri January 7, 2010
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crassturbation
The act of masturbating at an extremely inappropriate time, with little respect for the feelings of others in the vicinity
John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
crassturbation by derpymuffins June 18, 2014
camasturbation
Another way\term to say "camsex", which is defined as:
"The explicit depiction of live or recorded sexual subject matter via cam or camera with the sole intention of sexually exciting the viewer(s) and/or one self.
Any type of cam can be used with webcams connected to computers or mobile cams in mobile phones as the most popular cams."
"The explicit depiction of live or recorded sexual subject matter via cam or camera with the sole intention of sexually exciting the viewer(s) and/or one self.
Any type of cam can be used with webcams connected to computers or mobile cams in mobile phones as the most popular cams."
camasturbation by or\ellie :D March 27, 2010
Casturbation
Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
Casturbation by neilsonz January 27, 2009
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