cat locked

You wake up and realize you can't move without disturbing sleeping cats

cat-lady: Dang, I woke up 10 times last night, and I was cat locked, so I could not go back to sleep.
friend: If you don't get those cats off the bed, you will never get laid again.

cat locked by manlysmom September 6, 2011

Cat Locked

A laptop computer rendered useless because a cat is sleeping on it.

I'll get you that file after dinner, my computer is cat locked right now.

Cat Locked by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

The cat licked the pies 

A phrase used to show the unimportance of something. Similar to "no big deal" or "no worries."

"Aww shoot I failed my midterm!"
"Ehh the cat licked the pies, just do better on the final!"

The cat licked the pies by The cat who licked pies November 27, 2009

catblocked 

Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.

"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."

"Why can't you get it, Carol?"

"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."

catblocked by DentD December 28, 2011

carlocked 

A car that is traped in some way. Double parked or stuck in traffic for example. Comes from land locked land masses.

I would have been here on time but I was carlocked in the parking lot.

carlocked by HybridStorm November 1, 2005

Catblocked 

When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.

A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat

Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*

Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!

Catblocked by Jashlon March 6, 2011

Carlocked 

When someone is so high that they stay in the car.

"Fuck bro, I can't get up I'm Carlocked

Carlocked by LImpDuck1776 June 9, 2018