carlocked

A car that is traped in some way. Double parked or stuck in traffic for example. Comes from land locked land masses.

I would have been here on time but I was carlocked in the parking lot.

by HybridStorm November 1, 2005

Carlocked

When someone is so high that they stay in the car.

"Fuck bro, I can't get up I'm Carlocked

by LImpDuck1776 June 9, 2018

warlocked

The act of being nerfed.

Man1: Thanks to the assault weapons ban I can't buy assault rifles anymore, I have to settle with a handgun.
Man2: ahahahhaha dude you've been warlocked.

by Anduin April 13, 2005

Clocked

Predominantly used in London.
To 'clock' is: to realise, to catch on, to notice.

1.) Shit! he clocked that i stole his phone.
2.) She clocked that something was wrong.

by martelldesu March 19, 2015

clocked-up

Busy.

Dude, I'd love to help you jack that car... but I'm totally clocked-up

by lopht January 19, 2009

crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

crocked

shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up

We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.

by shitter friend October 5, 2003