The second half and presumingly less attractive years in a woman's life.
Maddison was a hottie in 2001 but now she's on the back-9
Shake and Bake chicken with a side of Rice-o-roni. This nutritionally vacant meal can be paired with PBR or Schlitz but the most appropriate beverage paring is probably Jim Beam on the rocks. Under no circumstances should White Trash Chicken Dinner (WTCD) be served with any green vegetable.
Trailer Park Boys is on tonight, you want to fix some White Trash Chicken Dinner and watch it?
Buy a
White trash chicken dinner
mug!
The practice of using autocorrect to correct spelling as you type or text but you botch the estimated spelling so badly autocorrect has no suggestion so you have to actually look the word up in google.
Autocorrect has no suggested spellings for the word "indepependant" so I'll have to do some speckchelling to get closer to the real word.
A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.
Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.
Bragging about banging a girl in a disparaging manner to cover up a rejection.
James is telling Whore Stories because Amanda won't sleep with him anymore.
A laptop computer rendered useless because a cat is sleeping on it.
I'll get you that file after dinner, my computer is cat locked right now.
An uptight overprotective helicopter mom.
Mom's being a real tweed skirt about my screen time.
