Cartspark 

A literal gay god. He is a super nice guy who wants to help everyone. He loves anime and loves gaming. He is a small youtuber.

Fan 1 : "Cartspark should play more advanced battles"
Fan 2 : "doesn't he already make videos about it like every other day?"

Cartspark by Cartspark October 30, 2019

you me carpark now 

Words (often used in Australia) used to affirm (or sometimes indicate) intentions of concluding an argument outside, usually with fists. Since alcohol-fueled arguments generally take place in crowded hotels, many fights are taken outside to the hotel's parking lot to minimise harm to bystanders and reduce the number of potential witnesses.

Often synonymous with the american phrase "let's take this outside" in relation to fighting words.

Also the name of a segment on the show "Blokesworld" relating to self-defence in the event of a fight.

Person 1: You've been pissin me off all night - you wanna step outside?
Person 2: I'm up for it bitch - you me carpark now!

you me carpark now by gibbo67 May 24, 2006

carpark 

A bird who looks posh but is easily convinced to take it up any hole over a car bonnet in the nearest carpark.

That bird is a blatant carpark. Oooooooooh carpark.

carpark by Benjo P January 17, 2008

carparked 

slang for getting drunk

"what are you doing tonight?"
"i'm gunna get carparked!"

carparked by jmsica March 18, 2009

Pulling a Catshark 

Expression relating to the ability to convince someone of something fanciful and untrue. Specifically, the existance of a housecat shark hybrid called a Catshark.

I don'd know if you're telling the truth, or Pulling a Catshark on me...

Pulling a Catshark by Careberyl January 27, 2009

cardshark 

1. An individual that is very good at games that involve playing cards of some sort

2. An individual that sews until the wee hours of the morning, often losing sleep over correct stitching methods or zipper attachment. Beware when this type of individual does sleep, however, for there is often a strong, pungeunt draft that occompanies slumber.

See: windtunnel

1. That guy playing Texas Hold-em is a total cardshark.

2. Dude, CardShark over there totally just cut one as he slept!

cardshark by Pedobear February 23, 2005

carpark creep 

The role needed to be adopted when trying to find a car parking spot in a shopping centre. Being a carpark creep involves adopting a motivated attitude immediately after entering the carpark. The carpark creep identifies a pedestrian and follows the pedestrian to their car, almost catching the back of their shoes from driving so close to them. Best done in a Prius as they are very quiet cars. The carpark creep has no shame.

Mum: "I don't have time to waste looking for a car parking spot so I have no choice to be a carpark creep."
Kid: "But Mum.... This is soooooo embarrassing!"
Mum: Tough luck kid, you ain't driving the car so you need to deal with it.

carpark creep by urbandictionarykate August 16, 2012