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you me carpark now
Words (often used in Australia) used to affirm (or sometimes indicate) intentions of concluding an argument outside, usually with fists. Since alcohol-fueled arguments generally take place in crowded hotels, many fights are taken outside to the hotel's parking lot to minimise harm to bystanders and reduce the number of potential witnesses.
Often synonymous with the american phrase "let's take this outside" in relation to fighting words.
Also the name of a segment on the show "Blokesworld" relating to self-defence in the event of a fight.
Often synonymous with the american phrase "let's take this outside" in relation to fighting words.
Also the name of a segment on the show "Blokesworld" relating to self-defence in the event of a fight.
Person 1: You've been pissin me off all night - you wanna step outside?
Person 2: I'm up for it bitch - you me carpark now!
Person 2: I'm up for it bitch - you me carpark now!
you me carpark now by gibbo67 May 24, 2006
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carpark creep
The role needed to be adopted when trying to find a car parking spot in a shopping centre. Being a carpark creep involves adopting a motivated attitude immediately after entering the carpark. The carpark creep identifies a pedestrian and follows the pedestrian to their car, almost catching the back of their shoes from driving so close to them. Best done in a Prius as they are very quiet cars. The carpark creep has no shame.
Mum: "I don't have time to waste looking for a car parking spot so I have no choice to be a carpark creep."
Kid: "But Mum.... This is soooooo embarrassing!"
Mum: Tough luck kid, you ain't driving the car so you need to deal with it.
Kid: "But Mum.... This is soooooo embarrassing!"
Mum: Tough luck kid, you ain't driving the car so you need to deal with it.
carpark creep by urbandictionarykate August 16, 2012
carpark
(v) to leave a friend/business partner in the lurch at the worst possible moment, while simultaneously rendering yourself uncontactable for an extended period.
"Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you get carparked."
"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."
"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."
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