CaptSpaNK

The Captain of SpaNK

Heard the Captain got dirty with your mom last night

CaptSpaNK by CaptSpaNK July 20, 2003

Cartspark 

A literal gay god. He is a super nice guy who wants to help everyone. He loves anime and loves gaming. He is a small youtuber.

Fan 1 : "Cartspark should play more advanced battles"
Fan 2 : "doesn't he already make videos about it like every other day?"

Cartspark by Cartspark October 30, 2019

Crapspank 

When you Crap so hard it Spanks the bottom of the toilet bowl. It can sometimes make a thud in the water like a person doing a canon ball in a swing pool.

Man I just Crapspanked that toilet so hard it left permanent skid marks on the bowl!

Crapspank by TDIGBY November 3, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004