Carthewed 

The process of starting an assignment the night before its due in, but still being a jammy shit and doing well. Being carthewed also involves the consumption of 3 cans of monster, while having sweating episodes that can only be compared to Peter Kay in a sauna. Furthermore, carthewisation involves the person to become so slow, half the assignment has eroded away before completion.

Person 1: Hey, wuu2 tonight bro?
Person 2: just about to start the 3000 word essay mate, you?
Person 1: off out bro, you've carthewed yourself here kid.
Person 2: *drinks monster*

Carthewed by carthewed March 8, 2017

James cartered 

Almost getting with a girl then she gets swooped away by chad alpha male

I almost got with ‘x’ but I got James cartered

James cartered by Bigdickalpha June 16, 2018

cartered

Ultimately satisfying ones needs sexually and emotionally beyond their expectations. This action can only be performed by a Carter.

I got cartered

cartered by Satisfaction's finest June 6, 2009

Cartered

Cartered (Car-ter-d)
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to sink hole of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start, thus making his ticket a loser!

Getting Cartered- I took the Bucks to win by 5 points and the game ended at 125 to 120 for a Bucks win.
“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win.

Cartered by Bjorn Philipsonbergstein February 25, 2023

Carthead 

Similar to a Crackhead but instead it’s the addiction to marijuana distillate vape cartridges

“Hey look it’s the local Carthead, he doesn’t do crazy shit tho, he just likes to chill.”

Carthead by dirtyguccisock October 3, 2021

linda cartered 

Getting "Linda Cartered" is when you get so twatted (like Linda Carter on EastEnders, obviously), that you spend the night telling everyone they are ShitCunt arseholes, (or words to that effect) then piss your pants in public.

I was sooo Linda Cartered last night...shouted me mouth off in the pub... Then pissed meself

linda cartered by Kaydux March 10, 2020

Carthew 

A person may be considered a Carthew if they bear the following characteristics:

1) In an argument, must have a droopy face, and in all circumstances, must insist that they are correct,
2) Insert their digits into the crevices of morbidly obese transgender individuals,
3) Must violate underage females as they lay unconscious from over consumption of alcoholic beverages,
4) Must have an IQ of no more than a single digit,
5) Must have fondled oneself over ones sisters profile picture,
6) Must lose consciousness after one alcoholic concoction or less,
7) Must ride a naked pony,
8) In all circumstances must appear to act as gormless as physically (and mentally) possible!

"Damn, that girl is enjoying a good Carthew-ing i.e fat bird getting fingered"

Carthew by Anonymoo53 May 20, 2013