Carthew 

A person may be considered a Carthew if they bear the following characteristics:

1) In an argument, must have a droopy face, and in all circumstances, must insist that they are correct,
2) Insert their digits into the crevices of morbidly obese transgender individuals,
3) Must violate underage females as they lay unconscious from over consumption of alcoholic beverages,
4) Must have an IQ of no more than a single digit,
5) Must have fondled oneself over ones sisters profile picture,
6) Must lose consciousness after one alcoholic concoction or less,
7) Must ride a naked pony,
8) In all circumstances must appear to act as gormless as physically (and mentally) possible!

"Damn, that girl is enjoying a good Carthew-ing i.e fat bird getting fingered"

Carthew by Anonymoo53 May 20, 2013

cartheist 

A person who films in their car YouTube videos which espouse, defend, or attempt to justify religion. (Vertical video is optional, but frequent.)

"Oh, jeepers, not another cartheist! Why do you all film in your stupid car???"

cartheist by BionicDance June 8, 2019

cathew 

A person who is half Catholic half Jewish..Another term would be "Cashews". Yet Cathews sounds better since it's "Catholic" not "Casholics" but who am I to judge?

she's half Catholic half Jewish, a cathew.

cathew by Mutt1313 March 25, 2007

Carthewed 

The process of starting an assignment the night before its due in, but still being a jammy shit and doing well. Being carthewed also involves the consumption of 3 cans of monster, while having sweating episodes that can only be compared to Peter Kay in a sauna. Furthermore, carthewisation involves the person to become so slow, half the assignment has eroded away before completion.

Person 1: Hey, wuu2 tonight bro?
Person 2: just about to start the 3000 word essay mate, you?
Person 1: off out bro, you've carthewed yourself here kid.
Person 2: *drinks monster*

Carthewed by carthewed March 8, 2017

Carthespian

A person who belongs to the Carthage High School Theatre Department.

Who was that weirdo running around in an awkward wig challenging students to sword fights in a russian accent?" "Must be a Carthespian

Carthespian by Slammin' Salem December 5, 2010

Cartherine 

A type of female the is destined to have short hair, with bangs, and 11 cats. They are attracted to flannel wearing, auctustic guitar playing men. These men must know how to play Kumbya and give sultry long looks deep into the eyes of said cartherines. Also cartherines pretend to be tofu eaters but will consume large amounts of baby back ribs if they are within arms reach. Cartherines also try and grow Palm trees inside apartments and consume minimum 5 cups of coffee a day.

The Cartherine club meets in the shack after midnight. Bring your glow sticks and magic 8 balls. Has anyone seen Larry?

Cartherine by 15th round June 5, 2016

Carthead 

Similar to a Crackhead but instead it’s the addiction to marijuana distillate vape cartridges

“Hey look it’s the local Carthead, he doesn’t do crazy shit tho, he just likes to chill.”

Carthead by dirtyguccisock October 3, 2021