A person may be considered a Carthew if they bear the following characteristics:

1) In an argument, must have a droopy face, and in all circumstances, must insist that they are correct,
2) Insert their digits into the crevices of morbidly obese transgender individuals,
3) Must violate underage females as they lay unconscious from over consumption of alcoholic beverages,
4) Must have an IQ of no more than a single digit,
5) Must have fondled oneself over ones sisters profile picture,
6) Must lose consciousness after one alcoholic concoction or less,
7) Must ride a naked pony,
8) In all circumstances must appear to act as gormless as physically (and mentally) possible!
"Damn, that girl is enjoying a good Carthew-ing i.e fat bird getting fingered"
by Anonymoo53 May 20, 2013
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The process of starting an assignment the night before its due in, but still being a jammy shit and doing well. Being carthewed also involves the consumption of 3 cans of monster, while having sweating episodes that can only be compared to Peter Kay in a sauna. Furthermore, carthewisation involves the person to become so slow, half the assignment has eroded away before completion.
Person 1: Hey, wuu2 tonight bro?
Person 2: just about to start the 3000 word essay mate, you?
Person 1: off out bro, you've carthewed yourself here kid.
Person 2: *drinks monster*
by carthewed March 9, 2017
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