Carthag 

n.
1. Short form of Carthag The Pernicious, an ancient being of unspeakable horror. Carthag writes the Arts and Culture section for the popular satire site Monkey-Breath.com and reviews films on rottentomatoes.com.

1. Carthag will destroy all with his imperceptible power!

2. Carthag loved Wall-E, but hated Hancock.

Carthag by Drake78 July 4, 2008

carthage 

a city in present-day Tunisia, but in ancient Roman times it was home to the Carthaginians. The carthage empire extended into spain, much of north africa, corsica, sardina, and sicily. Fought against the Romans in the 3 Punic wars in which they lost in all. The great Hannibal was also a general for the Carthaginians.

Carthage was cool because they had war elephants!

carthage by bleep March 8, 2005

cartagines 

A person who lives in Cartago, Costa Rica. A fan of Club Sport Cartagines, oldest and most bad ass Soccer club in Costa Rica.

Cuidado mae porque ese loco es Cartagines. Watch out dude, that crazy motha focker is a Cartagines.

cartagines by papero July 20, 2008

cartrage 

also: CARTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (with any number of any given letter of the word "cartrage")

Anger resultant from the realization that the "printer manufacturing company" is actually in the business of manufacturing and selling ink cartridges. Typically such anger includes a rant about the comparative advantage of laser printers, or the relative value of ink cartridges to precious metals or peacock feathers. Typically, however, there is no indication the angered party has bought a laser printer in deference to the wrath incurred by the "rip-off" on the part of the printer manufacturer.

Don't you think its fucking stupid that an ink cartridge costs more than a laser printer. I mean, fuck. Ink is worth more than gold per ounce. What fucking idiot thinks this is worth it. You can get 10 times the printouts for half the price with a laser printer. Ah... ignore me I'm just so full of cartrage... CAAARTRAAAAAGE!!!!

cartrage by Petrok February 10, 2009

Club Sport Cartagines 

The oldest Soccer club/franchise in Costa Rica. CS Cartagines was founded on July 1st of 1906. Their stadium is name Estadio Jose Rafael "Fello" Meza.

When Club Sport Cartagines plays at The Fello Meza, the whole town rocks blue and La Fuerza Azul spreads panic to the visiting fans and players.

Club Sport Cartagines by papero January 1, 2009

Cartagena 

A jewel in the Caribbean

-"Let's go on a cruise around the Caribbean!"
-"I'd rather just go to Cartagena."

Cartagena by aabbcc1000 February 1, 2009

Carthage 

the extinct country from which Hannibal came out on elephants and conquered Rome. The Romans got shit scared and defouled Carthage by saying that all carthagians were devil worshippers who threw little babies into pyres.

Hamilcar Burca was the father of a very famous crthagian conqueror.

Carthage by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005