Gunkglumb's definitions

funky

The word stupid dandies use instead of the word cool.

hey cool is such a funky word man...

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

Fax

1) Stands for the machine that sends a fax
2) Stands for the textual matter sent as seen on paper over cables.

Usually used to transfer documetns that require signatures and actual handwriting over a network.
Also used to send pictures and stuff that needs to be printed out on the other side anyway.
Also used by bored office workers to widely distribute copies of photocopied butt.

turn off the fax machine, we don't need any more copies of THAT.

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

chatri

Chatri means a condom. Used in chemist shops when you don't want to utter the word condoms.

I need a pack of chatris.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

artillary

The vocabulary of a very proficient writer

you wrote this? you have an amazing artillary!

by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005

scrot

v. scratching your private parts in public through your clothes.

from the roots SCratching your cROTch.

He scrots a lot. Disgusting habit of his.

by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005

hotmail

a free e-mail service provider for extereme n00bs who are satisfied with only two mb of space, when gmail is offering more than 1000% percent of that.

hotmail is for pussies.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

gmail

Something that yahoo and hotmail are shit scared of. An innovative new freemail server that brings out a lot of new features that are being copied by the oter two major freemail servers hours after they show up. Eg: searching, and advanced filtering. It is still in beta testing and gives you 2 GB space... and counting.

you can never use up your gmail inbox.

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005