Gunkglumb's definitions

funky

The word stupid dandies use instead of the word cool.

hey cool is such a funky word man...

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

Fax

1) Stands for the machine that sends a fax
2) Stands for the textual matter sent as seen on paper over cables.

Usually used to transfer documetns that require signatures and actual handwriting over a network.
Also used to send pictures and stuff that needs to be printed out on the other side anyway.
Also used by bored office workers to widely distribute copies of photocopied butt.

turn off the fax machine, we don't need any more copies of THAT.

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

sags

A slang for the scrotum.
Balls.

He kicked my sags.

NOT he kicked me in the sags.

by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005

snooker

A derogative slang for people lower down in the corporate heirarchy.

Just blame it on a snooker.

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

error

when something goes wrong
usually used with anything to do with computers
occors a lot on any microsoft based operating system
especially on a programming language invented by sun microsystems
particularly when you are on a deadline

you have got a redundant someshit error on line 24.

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

copper-T

A product of population control in India, and an item of great mystery to high school kids, and cooper-T is a T shaped strip of copper inserted into the sac of a female, to ensure non-fertilisation. The arms of the T are highly coiled. This has a 97% sucess rate. The copper deactivates the sperm, and the coiled arms are a physical barrier to prevent fertilisation.

Copper T is not in use now. It was never in use, actually.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

flush and run

A flush and run is a hand in the game of royal flush, where you get three cards of the same color that are consecutive.
This is the second most potent hand in the game, after the royal flush itself.

An king, a queen and a jack, and I had one of the best flush and runs ever!

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005