Gunkglumb's definitions

baloon

1) A large bloated nylon/rubber/polythene sheath that has hot air being blown into it, and is attached to a wicker basket in which people are taken for a ride, and are usually at the mercy of the wind.
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom

1) find the baloon (the Flight Simulator level)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)

by Gunkglumb June 26, 2005

darling

A sweetheart. A hubbie. A very close friend.

Lonely rivers aka unchained melody. oh.... my love... my darling... I hunger for your touch...

by Gunkglumb July 18, 2008

Consumerism

The art of selling the same thing twice to a person. Usually targetted at people who are very stupid window shoppers with a lot of money to spend on duplicates of useless things.

One pack? Just one? that's all the sex you gonna have today you weenie?

by Gunkglumb July 29, 2006

klepto

short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.

You fucking klepto give back my stapler.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

scrot

v. scratching your private parts in public through your clothes.

from the roots SCratching your cROTch.

He scrots a lot. Disgusting habit of his.

by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005

Cock

Short form of a shuttle-cock, used to play badminton.

Phrases commonly heard during badminton practice include
1) Pay attention to the cock
2) Pass me the cock
3) Smash the cock
3) Did you get a cock?
4) Give the cock back
5) The cock was on your side
6) This cock is mine
7) This cock spins a lot
8) this cock is worn through, go get a new cock
9) Whack the cock as high as you can

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

randomness

any old bunch of crap that is thrown in together.

The froogle search showed a cat's hair mop that my bitch of an aunt refused to eat because her kitten's doctor had advised her against watching the new video by the old age hooligans. the Pharoas of egypt have taken their mobile phones and are now trying to felch a metaphysical representation of julius ceasar. the plaides have come down in the form of angels who aim to supplement the inorganic growth of tea pods because 1337 people have extended the antenna for maximum reception. The bottle is made biger by the magnifying glass or so one would think if the 14 presidents of the USA were real people. Fast track my mind into the vortex of immeasureable humanity so that the profane expressions of a rabid pundit can be tolerated by the mad goose that sits and chatters about the greater influences of butterflies on the phooning snow leopards of the sahara. A sting in the bing is a cool aria soundtrack where the jet planes all crashed into the mounds of the seven dead kings. I am drinking some whater now and if this goes on any longer you will get fucking irritated. frooling brooling grogs fet comb muck chigga wigga niche hournalism jet got goat froom pas quibejivemenns jsjjgoo sdoifjoidhfogi sdnfduoifhguoisdjfgj sdf sjkfidshfosjfdoiasfsdf coksllsjjsk cocksuckers.

by Gunkglumb June 12, 2005