Gunkglumb's definitions

geisha

A gloriefied jap slut who fools around with fans.

Memoirs of a Geisha

by Gunkglumb December 18, 2006

blahg

A blog with absolutely no information and a lot of random bitching. It has zero content, is not remotely funny, but has pages and pages of it. Its a blog that goes like blah blah blah blah blah.

Know Balan? He has such a blahg.

by gunkglumb May 2, 2006

blog

A web log that no longer has useless personal moments of one's life that nobody cares about, but instead has stuff in latin, chinese, spanish and italian, and when in english, is usually about hair care products, condoms, newspaper headlines, or cut+copy+paste jobs from wikipedia or nationalgeographic.com.
Basically a load of shit you never want to read.

head over to blogspot.com and keep clicking on next

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

polycoolist

A person that uses the word "cool" in different variations of spelling, inflections and meanings.

kool, cool, qool, kewl, qewl etc. Go permute

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

Lucifer

Another name for Satan, Lucifer means the carrier of light, and appears frequently in occult prayer books. Lucifer is adressed in the black mass. Lucifer is usually seen as a gorgoylish creature of a lesser stance than god, unlike the devil.
Lucifer is also the physical manifestation of Satan on the surface of the earth.

Hey cool, I know what Lucifer means now.

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

Consumerism

The art of selling the same thing twice to a person. Usually targetted at people who are very stupid window shoppers with a lot of money to spend on duplicates of useless things.

One pack? Just one? that's all the sex you gonna have today you weenie?

by Gunkglumb July 29, 2006

Carthage

the extinct country from which Hannibal came out on elephants and conquered Rome. The Romans got shit scared and defouled Carthage by saying that all carthagians were devil worshippers who threw little babies into pyres.

Hamilcar Burca was the father of a very famous crthagian conqueror.

by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005