2 definitions by Drake78

n.
A satirical news blog based in Chicago, Illinois

v.
1. To satirize in a hilarious fashion
2. To mock
Hey, Did you read Monkey Breath today?

Dude, you just got Monkey Breathed!
by Drake78 March 26, 2008
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n.
1. Short form of Carthag The Pernicious, an ancient being of unspeakable horror. Carthag writes the Arts and Culture section for the popular satire site Monkey-Breath.com and reviews films on rottentomatoes.com.
1. Carthag will destroy all with his imperceptible power!

2. Carthag loved Wall-E, but hated Hancock.
by Drake78 July 4, 2008
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