Carthag

n.
1. Short form of Carthag The Pernicious, an ancient being of unspeakable horror. Carthag writes the Arts and Culture section for the popular satire site Monkey-Breath.com and reviews films on rottentomatoes.com.

1. Carthag will destroy all with his imperceptible power!

2. Carthag loved Wall-E, but hated Hancock.

by Drake78 July 04, 2008

Monkey Breath

n.
A satirical news blog based in Chicago, Illinois

v.
1. To satirize in a hilarious fashion
2. To mock

Hey, Did you read Monkey Breath today?

Dude, you just got Monkey Breathed!

by Drake78 March 26, 2008