Definitions by Drake78

Carthag 

n.
1. Short form of Carthag The Pernicious, an ancient being of unspeakable horror. Carthag writes the Arts and Culture section for the popular satire site Monkey-Breath.com and reviews films on rottentomatoes.com.

1. Carthag will destroy all with his imperceptible power!

2. Carthag loved Wall-E, but hated Hancock.

Carthag by Drake78 July 4, 2008

Monkey Breath 

n.
A satirical news blog based in Chicago, Illinois

v.
1. To satirize in a hilarious fashion
2. To mock

Hey, Did you read Monkey Breath today?

Dude, you just got Monkey Breathed!

Monkey Breath by Drake78 March 26, 2008