Cartend 

Cartend aka Cartending getting trunk parking lot pimpin lot shots
When your ass is too cheap to pay bar prices, so you make frequent visits to that bottle in your car.

Hey, you wanna go out tonight?
Yeah, but I'm broke & them damn drinks have my pockets on E...
That's alright, we can go halves on a bottle & cartend from the trunk!
Sweet!

Cartend by Lot Slizzard May 18, 2018

Carteld 

What happens to you after you get kidnapped by any of the Latin America cartels.

Usually the act is filmed to be used to intimidate enemy cartels, but at the end it just end up to be a wank material for sociopathic degenerates that frequently flock to gore/shock websites.

There are 11 men with masks and one of them is holding a long machete, and they are holding another guy that has his mouth taped with duct tape. He is about to get carteld.

Carteld by ripeyoungling July 20, 2018

Carterd 

When you get you testicles cut off by your girlfriend. Or you do absolutely everything she asked you to do!

Dude you are so carterd . She says jump and you say “how high”

Carterd by Johnny Jim September 11, 2020

Carted 

Adjective.

To be exceedingly slow, in the manner of a horse pulling a heavily-laden cart.

Steve: "Jon isn't very fast."

Tom: "He's carted mate."

Carted by jon88 March 23, 2009

czartender

A bartender whose attention is so hard to get (s)he must be distracted by dictator duties.

"Dude you were up there for twenty minutes!" "I know, she's a total czartender."

czartender by Skyfood April 5, 2009

Cartender 

The person in the car designated to refill drinks or grab beers from the cooler during a road trip.

On the trip from Dallas to Denver, my sister was the designated cartender because she makes the best Gn'Ts.

Cartender by Slinn June 30, 2004

cartendance

Using your recognition of other people's parked cars to determine who has arrived before you (at work, an event, etc.)

Taking cartendance, Maureen saw that her boss had come in early and would see that Maureen had arrived late--again.

cartendance by Jennifer Footnote October 5, 2004