Skyfood's definitions

suicideway

A particular stretch of road/highway that is so often clogged it makes you want to commit suicide whenever you drive on it.

"We should walk there. At this time of night Lafayette street is a suicideway."

by Skyfood April 4, 2009

drunchies

An insatiable and overpowering sense of hunger one gets after a few hours of drinking.

"Dan was so powered by the drunchies that he found a Dominos obscured in complete darkness."

by SkyFood July 7, 2009

e-tard

A person who is significantly behind the technology curve.

"My Mom is trying to make a Facebook account but I'm not worried, she's an e-tard."

by Skyfood January 20, 2010

fasian

A fashionable, usually intimidatingly so, Asian.

You could skewer a pumpkin on that fasian's bangs.

by Skyfood April 4, 2009

no corno

(a derivative of no homo) Used as a clarification to a statement that, despite being delivered from a possibly masculine and/or edgy individual, is cringingly corny.

"Dude, no corno, but she's the light of my life."

"Obama makes me want to be a better man, no corno."

by Skyfood June 27, 2009

czartender

A bartender whose attention is so hard to get (s)he must be distracted by dictator duties.

"Dude you were up there for twenty minutes!" "I know, she's a total czartender."

by Skyfood April 5, 2009

blackwards

1. When a black person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by whites.

2. When a white person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by blacks.

1. "Jamal's favorite sport is polo? That's as blackwards as Carlton Banks."

2."Chip's trying out for the slam dunk contest? That dude's totally blackwards."

by Skyfood April 22, 2009