Cartendo

To strip nude in a public place.

1. “Hey Stacy, wanna cartendo at Walmart with me and Ed?”
2. “Someone stop him! He’s Cartendoing!”

Cartendo by Tit Sucker 322 April 8, 2026

Cartender 

The person in the car designated to refill drinks or grab beers from the cooler during a road trip.

On the trip from Dallas to Denver, my sister was the designated cartender because she makes the best Gn'Ts.

Cartender by Slinn June 30, 2004

cartendance

Using your recognition of other people's parked cars to determine who has arrived before you (at work, an event, etc.)

Taking cartendance, Maureen saw that her boss had come in early and would see that Maureen had arrived late--again.

cartendance by Jennifer Footnote October 5, 2004

Cartend 

Cartend aka Cartending getting trunk parking lot pimpin lot shots
When your ass is too cheap to pay bar prices, so you make frequent visits to that bottle in your car.

Hey, you wanna go out tonight?
Yeah, but I'm broke & them damn drinks have my pockets on E...
That's alright, we can go halves on a bottle & cartend from the trunk!
Sweet!

Cartend by Lot Slizzard May 18, 2018

cartender 

formerly known as a driver, the occupant of the front left seat in a Tesla, whose sole job is to pour drinks and bartend the self driving car

I called an Uber last night and the cartender poured me a swell Margarita.

cartender by Stu Cherbourg June 10, 2020