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czartender

A bartender whose attention is so hard to get (s)he must be distracted by dictator duties.
"Dude you were up there for twenty minutes!" "I know, she's a total czartender."
czartender by Skyfood April 5, 2009

Cartender 

The person in the car designated to refill drinks or grab beers from the cooler during a road trip.
On the trip from Dallas to Denver, my sister was the designated cartender because she makes the best Gn'Ts.
Cartender by Slinn June 30, 2004

cakegender 

not a real gender, not valid at all
I’m cakegender, I feel “light and fluffy”
cakegender by lovelyyylol August 3, 2021

cashtender

when someone extends or blatantly makes up a story to top whoevers story is being told... aka 1001
If person a went fishing on the weekend and caught a fish 30cms long person b went fishing also but got one 40cms long..... person a just got cashtended person b being the cashtender
cashtender by FLANO April 16, 2008

Cakegender 

When you hit your head so hard you have a mental illness and like having sex with cake because you can't think like a normal straight person.
Did you see what happened to Bill he turned into a Cakegender after being hit on the head by all those LGBTQ+ supporters good thing someone put a straitjacket on him.
Cakegender by Doge Corp January 8, 2023

cakegender 

Cakegender is a gastrogender that is related to cake, and is soft and fluffy like cake. It can also be sweet or warm. Cakegender can also come in different "flavors" which could change how the gender feels. You could also feel as your gender tastes like cake. One who is cakegender may also feel their gender, or "flavors", are layered, similar to layered cake.
I identify with the gender, cakegender. I feel as if my gender feels light and fluffy, like a cake.
cakegender by ☆ cancel ! September 24, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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