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What happens to you after you get kidnapped by any of the Latin America cartels.

Usually the act is filmed to be used to intimidate enemy cartels, but at the end it just end up to be a wank material for sociopathic degenerates that frequently flock to gore/shock websites.
There are 11 men with masks and one of them is holding a long machete, and they are holding another guy that has his mouth taped with duct tape. He is about to get carteld.
Carteld by ripeyoungling July 20, 2018
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cartel cutie

A female who works for or hangs with people from a drug cartel.
That drug lord had a bevy of cartel cuties hovering around him!

Cartel de Santa 

A Mexican rap group whose popular songs have changed the Spanish rap industry with its rhymes-aka rimas-with its main founder Eduardo Davalos de Luna AKA MC Babo.
"My favorite songs from Cartel de Santa are La pelotona and El Dolor de Micro guey."
Cartel de Santa by alienad13 August 21, 2012

ISP Cartel 

1. An illegal group of communications companies hellbent on pricefixing and keeping the United States and in extension, other parts of the world in the stone age, while Asia enjoys extremely high speeds due to government control or a pure market economy with no possibility of lobbying. This Cartel is composed of Verizon, Comcast, ATT, CableVision, TimeWarner, and TMobile, which throught ATT, encompass all Canadian carriers and through Tmobile, intermingle all European carriers.
Man that ISP Cartel raised rates system wide again....I wish I lived in Hong Kong, where for $20 you get a Gigabit Symmetrical.
ISP Cartel by shdwsclan May 22, 2009

drug cartels

An illegal organization that controls production, wholesale and to a lesser extent distrubtes illegal drugs to street pushers. Biggest drug cartels by nationality in the US are Mexican followed by Colombians and Dominicans.

Colombians don't really push inside the US as of today. They have a liason with the Dominican groups, which their areas of operations are north eastern states and to a lesser degree the south, that whoesale and distriubte on the behalf of the Colombians. Mexicans are by far the largest out of the 3 main groups and have basically the rest of the US.

Worldwide, the Colombians are considered the largest.
Some drug cartels are sloppy others are organized.
drug cartels by toohotglock January 12, 2007

Pulling a Spic cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Spic cartel.

Pulling a spic cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Everyone: Thats what I call pulling a spic cartel.

El chapo: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
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