noun. A person, typically males of the Ken variety but of any background, that whines so much that you wish they had been just ejaculated onto carpet rather than into their mothers.
Person A: "That guy over there has been whining since we got here."
Person B: "Too bad his dad didn't pull out. We'd of been better off if that megadouche was just a carpetshot."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)