noun. A person, typically males of the Ken variety but of any background, that whines so much that you wish they had been just ejaculated onto carpet rather than into their mothers.
Person A: "That guy over there has been whining since we got here."
Person B: "Too bad his dad didn't pull out. We'd of been better off if that megadouche was just a carpetshot."
Person B: "Too bad his dad didn't pull out. We'd of been better off if that megadouche was just a carpetshot."
by Zyvis X May 27, 2021