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Carpet/carpetBurn 

Where your girl has a bush so thick it gives u carpet butn
Dave:yo heard u banged lottie

Jack:yah it was good fun but i got mad carpet/carpetburn
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carpet burn 

(n) what one gets on one's knees or elbows after or during sex on the carpet.
Her boyfriend asked for some lotion to put on his knees which had been carpet burned from their sexual tryst.
carpet burn by BlackGoddess December 11, 2003

Carpet Burn 

A bruise/wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet. Usually on the back, knees or elbows.
I'm getting carpet burn on my back. Quick, flip me over said Charlotte.
Carpet Burn by M.K.Sam July 29, 2009

carpet burn 

What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie
I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!
carpet burn by Hugh G Rection January 3, 2006

Carpet Burn 

A painful red mark on the skin after friction against a carpet flooring
I always get a "Carpet Burn" when I try to practice my B-boy dance moves at home
Carpet Burn by Dj Ghost of LOZ July 25, 2011

carpet burn pussy 

When you have sex with no foreplay, and you're dry as hell, so you get a burn on the inside of your vagina.
"I know that bitch has a carpet burn pussy"
"I gave my girl carpet burn pussy"

Carpet Burn 

where the penis is irritated by a womans pubic hair.
Person 1: Hey bro, you got some rash ointment? my girlfriend gave me a carpet burn last night and she forgot to shave.
Carpet Burn by Sebmin June 17, 2018
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