Carpet/carpetBurn

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Where your girl has a bush so thick it gives u carpet butn

Dave:yo heard u banged lottie

Jack:yah it was good fun but i got mad carpet/carpetburn

Carpet/carpetBurn by Michael ssalg March 5, 2018

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carpet burn

(n) what one gets on one's knees or elbows after or during sex on the carpet.

Her boyfriend asked for some lotion to put on his knees which had been carpet burned from their sexual tryst.

carpet burn by BlackGoddess December 11, 2003

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Carpet Burn

A bruise/wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet. Usually on the back, knees or elbows.

I'm getting carpet burn on my back. Quick, flip me over said Charlotte.

Carpet Burn by M.K.Sam July 29, 2009

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carpet burn

What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie

I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!

carpet burn by Hugh G Rection January 3, 2006

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Carpet Burn

A painful red mark on the skin after friction against a carpet flooring

I always get a "Carpet Burn" when I try to practice my B-boy dance moves at home

Carpet Burn by Dj Ghost of LOZ July 25, 2011

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carpet burn pussy

When you have sex with no foreplay, and you're dry as hell, so you get a burn on the inside of your vagina.

"I know that bitch has a carpet burn pussy"
"I gave my girl carpet burn pussy"

carpet burn pussy by fatassskellyprice January 10, 2021

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Carpet Burn

where the penis is irritated by a womans pubic hair.

Person 1: Hey bro, you got some rash ointment? my girlfriend gave me a carpet burn last night and she forgot to shave.

Carpet Burn by Sebmin June 17, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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