4 definitions by Sebmin

Carpet Burn

where the penis is irritated by a womans pubic hair.

Person 1: Hey bro, you got some rash ointment? my girlfriend gave me a carpet burn last night and she forgot to shave.

by Sebmin June 16, 2018

Bitchford

bitchford bit-ch for-d
a vehicle made by the company Ford that a female, typically a thot, that they own and constantly drive in while insulting others on the road.

Person 1: Hey dude, look at that whore in the car!
Person 2: Thats a bitchford, a thot in a ford.

by Sebmin November 16, 2017

The Rhine Crossing

the gap between your nuts and your asshole.

Person 1: Yeah, this bike seat is comfortable and all, but its a little rough on the Rhine Crossing, you know?
Person 2:
Person 1:
Person 2: what?

by Sebmin August 4, 2019

Mid-stroker croaker

The term used for releasing flatulence (also known as farting) in the middle of masturbating.

Person 1: I experienced a mid-stroker croaker last night, totally threw off my mood.

by Sebmin July 31, 2023