Carpentry 

An short, top up sleep often in the afternoon by those who’s nights sleep is restricted by difficult working hours or a hectic social life.

Don’t ring after two I often do a bit of carpentry in the afternoon.

What do ya mean?

I go upstairs and put two legs on a bed.

Carpentry by Stone in Shoe Bob November 2, 2009

carpentry 

When you put a girl up against a wall and fuck her. HARD!

I fucked her so hard, i nailed her to the wall.

carpentry by Chus Buttface April 3, 2005

carpentry ninja 

A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.

This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...

carpentry ninja by carpentryninja1 November 27, 2011

japanese carpentry 

Japanese carpentry is carpentry in japan.

Wow carpentry really fascinates me. I will go to japan to see some japanese carpentry.

japanese carpentry by Maddestmonkey May 21, 2019

Sleep Carpentry 

Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.

"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."

"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."

"Bro."

Sleep Carpentry by Schderp May 12, 2014

Dutch carpentry 

A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.

“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”

Dutch carpentry by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023

chainsaw carpentry 

Construction method that is often amateur in nature and generally performed with minimal measuring and little attention to aesthetics. Ideal for situations where speed and functionality are more important than appearance.

I'm no cabinet maker, but I'm pretty decent when it comes to chainsaw carpentry.

chainsaw carpentry by Saikotik Gunman August 12, 2008