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carpentryhero

The most giving person you'll ever know, would repair your cabinets, deck, baseboards, doors, for an excuse to visit or beer and pizza
My dad is my CarpentryHero because he built shelving in the garage, we reminisced over my childhood as we loaded the shelves over a beer, I have my garage back :)
carpentryhero by WoodGod June 5, 2014
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Campetrate 

Having sex in a tent on a camping trip.
Campetrate my vagina on this glorious night.
Campetrate by Mr. PureXinsanity November 17, 2016

Carpentroze

To have successfully brought a woodworking project into physical existence through sheer willpower, excessive sawdust, and union-grade skill. It implies a transformation more intense than mere "building". The object was willed into being.
That BBQ island didn't just appear out of thin air. he got out there with the drill and the saw and he carpentroze that thing into existence.
Carpentroze by Kryption April 25, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026