Carpe Carp Carp 

When an individual appears at a date looking much more attractive than they had portrayed in their profile. This is an extremely rare occurrence, but a much joyous one.

Oh my god, that man carpe carp carped me!

Carpe Carp Carp by Elonsifier May 15, 2023

carpe carp 

"Seize the fish"

Danny: I want to ask Carol to the dance, but I'm too nervous
Tod: Carpe carp dude!

carpe carp by Carpe Carpenter December 3, 2013

holy carp 

Someone goes to type "holy crap" but ends up typing "holy carp" instead, resulting in mental images of a carp who has been blessed by the Lord Almighty.

"My test results came back positive"

"HOLY CARP!"

holy carp by ChubbyD February 15, 2010

Carp 

1) Someone who is not at all sus.

2) True, rather than false -- i.e., "Carp" is the opposite of "cap."

"Carp's not sus, unlike Gurcsik, who may be sus."
"OK, class, let's go over these 'Carp or cap' questions..."

Carp by JesuitsRule January 20, 2023

Street Carp 

1. Carp, a fish you would not want to eat. Therefore 'Street Carp' is a female that is nasty and not worth eating or touching.

2.Ratchet or homeless people

-The women here are nothing but street carp.

-All this street carp, where's the prime sushi.

Street Carp by Pepperson_lead September 29, 2014

Carp crotch 

Term used when a Womans vagina is unkept and uncleansed. Pertaining to a fishy and otherwise untollerable odor.

Related words: funk snatch

I went down on Debbie last night and had to swallow my own puke because of her carp crotch

Carp crotch by Allseeinian May 13, 2010

Sky Carp 

Canadian geese that won't leave town in the winter (or have become non-migratory) and deposit their small dog sized green shit all over the grass in the park and other public places. A nuisance, like carp in the water, over-breeding and generally fucking up habitat.

The sky carp set up a turd gauntlet on the bike path.

Sky Carp by Jay Langley January 19, 2010