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cirnosexual 

sexual identity of someone who has sexual desire for the ice fairy cirno from the series of video game and manga touhou project
did you know that joe is cirnosexual, what a loser

Carbosexual 

The romantic or sexual attraction or preference toward carbonated beverages (ex: pop, cola, soda, sparkling water)
The person values carbonated beverages over people and is often very selective about the brand and type.
Friend A: "Hey man, what do you want to drink?"
Friend B: "You got any Pepsi?"
Friend A: "You ok with diet?"
Friend B: "Hell no, I'll pass"
Friend A: "What are you, carbosexual?"

carnisexual 

one who fornicates with carnival workers.
"She's a nasty carnisexual whore, I'd stay away from that shit."
carnisexual by Eric Von_Ulmer January 10, 2008

Canosexual 

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend
oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual
Canosexual by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006

Carnosexual 

Sexual attraction to Carnotaurus
“My favorite dinosaur is the Carnotaurus!”
“Wow, that must mean you’re a Carnosexual.”

Carlosexual 

It's whenever you're attracted to a guy name carlos, dead or alive.
Ryan: omg i love carlos

Carlos: wtf bro you're carlosexual
Carlosexual by Mrlasagna19 February 16, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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