Canosexual

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Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

Canosexual by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006

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chansexual

Only Attracted to the best leader BangChan of a kpop group Stray Kids.

random ass person: heyy i like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh im sorry.. im chansexual
random ass person: you what?
you: chansexual..
random ass person: why tf did i like you again?

chansexual by weeknoow_ September 29, 2020

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Related Words

Canosexual • cansexual • Camosexual • Carnosexual • manosexual • Calosexual • canasexual • Canisexual Syndrome • conosexual • danosexual

Catesexual

Attraction to Cate Blanchett

Friend: are you bisexual?
No, I'm Catesexual

Catesexual by lilcloudgirl January 17, 2021

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Camisexual

When you’re heterosexual but gay for Camila Mendes

Oh my god did you camila’s newest photoshoot?
Yes omg! I’m so camisexual

Camisexual by Camila mendes enthusiast March 6, 2019

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cansexual

an attraction to cans
also spelled as can-sexual

in the end, we are all cansexual

cansexual by exodus. c. April 17, 2022

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Chansexual

Only being in love with Bang Chan from kpop group Stray Kids. And That's on OI FELIX

Person 1: omg that guy is totally in love with you

Person 2: oof, well I'm chansexual

Chansexual by Minji Joo September 28, 2020

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CocoSexual

Being sexually attracted to Coco Quinn and only Coco Quinn

Person A: I am CocoSexual

Person B: what does that mean

Person A: I am sexually attracted to Coco Quinn and only Coco Quinn

CocoSexual by Werewolf2000 July 6, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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