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cardragon 

When some one projectile cums into the exhaust pipe on a car and it shoots out while driving
Dude1:i just cummed into my car and it had a mad cardragon
Dude2:wtf
cardragon by Sexyshrekyboo March 30, 2022

Carno Dragon 

God Of Extinction, He will beat the shit out of you if you're messing with univereses without mercy
he was created to fuck everyone up, helding unstoppable force of extinction powers
Neoichi is his son was created by carno himself
"The Extinction Family"
Example: Carno Dragon is fucking scary dude
Carno Dragon by CarnoPoop November 8, 2019

CardDragon 

Master writer, a person who makes a lot of friends.
Often not respected by his family.
A person with no luck in getting a girl friend.
Speed walks through the halls.
Not much of a social life.
A brilliant person, with brilliant dreams.
In summary, deals with what life throws at the person
by writing.
loner hermit dreamer CardDragon
CardDragon by Jiva Dreams September 20, 2010

CarDragon 

Dragons having sex with a car ig?
Guy 1: Dude did you see CarDragon?
Guy 2: Omfg yeah I nutted to that shit!
CarDragon by KYLEEEEELE March 30, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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