Carly b is a pornstar that became famous after fucking her mom when she came out if the womb. The doctors were so impressed they uploaded the video to pornhub, and now she is a famous pornstar. Follow her on Instagram @carlybismymom
Lily was watching Carly b while stroking her vagina at night. Lily's mom and sister joined in the stroking of vaginas while watching Carly b.
A cardboard version of the actor Ben Hardy who played Roger Taylor in the film Bohemian Rhapsody. The cutout is currently in the possession of co-star Joe Mazzello, who has perpetuated many jokes about a potential relationship between himself and cardboard Ben.
It’s just a bit weirdJoe, I mean what exactly are you doing with Cardy B?
As a remix to Summer of 2021’s “Carly Bae Summer”, Summer of 2022 will be spent once again worshiping the iconic pop queen Carly Rae Jepsen. This summer will be spent truly diving deep into her complex ideology of iconic songs such as “Call Me Maybe” “I really like you” “cut to the feeling” “run away with me” and “store”. L.I.T’s will spend the summer studying and performing lifeguard scenarios based on the queen herself. At the end of the summer every counselor must present a 7 hour report on the queen and why she is our great messiah. Why Summer 2022? Because this summer I can’t be gatekept by those dog shit managers from last summer 💪
“This summer is Lowkeyboring again”
“Dude once again you’re fucking stupid, ITS CARLY BABE SUMMER, buy a new JBL since they ruined your one last summer and GET TO WORSHIPPING”
Summer of 2021 will be spent worshiping the iconic pop queen Carly Rae Jepsen. During May 21st to August 17th everyday you must replay the same songs “Call Me Maybe” “I really like you” “cut to the feeling” “run away with me” and “store”. On every Friday of the summer we must support our queen by wearing our Carly Bae merch. The summer must be kicked off in what will be known as a “Carly Smash” that is initiated by a psychotic L.I.T manager
“This summer is Lowkey boring”
“What are you fucking stupid? It’s Carly Bae Summer, where’s your JBL we must praise our queen!”
Usually a bit crazy. Loves food. music. very sensual. real funny. sarcastic. Kinda hippie-ish once you get to know her. Strong willed and independent but hates being alone. Very pretty, nice, kinda careless, confusing at times and acts more on impulse. Has her up and downs sometimes. Sweet if she likes you. Likes to make you feel good. If she hates you she really REALLY hates you a lot and might try to kill you but if she says she loves you she means it. Can get carried away in her beliefs and stuff she is interested in. Doesn't care about what other people say or think, goes her own way on stuff when she doesn't agree with others. Smarter than most people. Really gets to her when you show you care about her. Most amazing girl I have met. ever. Catch her if ya can.
Cousin of Merlin the Magical Sorcerer, Carly Balls are not to be messed with. Carlys have majestical eyes that peer into your soul, swimming in every lude thought you've ever had. Yes that's right. Be afraid. Carly uses this power to work the corners late at night, by green lamp poles in which she practices her dance moves with for all the people driving by. She hang out with her other dancing "friends" Shhaquaanda, Rebeetha, Isaiah, and Jolaunda. Together, they form the Scream Team... and if you don't know why it's called that, get off this page.
You just pulled a Carly Ball and twirled around that lamp post
Wait Carly Ball? you mean the great cousin of Magical Merlin?!?!?!
He had eyes like a Carly Ball, with eyes seducing you by peering straight into your soul.
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.