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Carlais’

Carlais’ is the name of one of the most beautiful people in the world, inside and out. She has a great heart and her intentions are always good. She may be hard to fill out at first, but once you get to know her it’s so worth it. She has a hilarious personality and may even come off as annoying sometimes but all of those traits shape her into who she is. Everyone needs a Carlais’.
Girl 1: “Hey, do you know that girl, Carlais’?”
Girl 2: “Nah, what about her?”
Girl 1: “Well you’re missing out, she’s the best.”
Carlais’ by tonitopaz211 October 16, 2019
Words you can keep

your carla is showing 

Used to let A female know her underwear is showing when bent over or crouching.
Not to be confused with the phrase ” your Alex is showing “
A female bends over to get one of the guys a beer. One of the guys sees a bright pink thong sticking way out of her paints. He then announces to everyone "hey your Carla is showing" She then covers it up and usually slaps the accuser.
The luxury version of certain holdens (usually commodore) full options.
"wow thats nice interior" "are your windows electric?"
"listen dickhead, this is a 'Calais' everything is electric and fully weapon."
Calais by DJ-Y-Try February 18, 2010
Defined as an all rounder person; funny, bubbly, caring and very pretty. They are always up for a laugh and have a naughty side and girl who is awkwardly cute ,strange, fun to be around . she makes you laugh and keeps you happy and around.
Tom: oooh that girl is so sweet
Alijahno: OHHHH she must be a calais
Calais by juneieb April 1, 2013
A major city in France where people go to have corns and skin-thickenings removed.
Dermatologist, speaking on the phone to a prospective new patient: "Oh, yes --- I can definitely help you out, Sir. Just come right on up to my Calais office, and I'll be more than happy to remove your calluses, plus I promise not to be at all callous while I do so."
Calais by QuacksO November 14, 2018

Calais Challenge 

This is a challenge set for any British public boarding school boy/ girl. One driver and a group of loyal comrades embark on a return trip to Calais in one night. The aim is to sneak out of the boarding house after the evening register, drive to folkestone, hop over to calais, get a snap of the 4 pioneers in front of the famous "Calais Sign" and get back to the boarding house in time for some brekky without being caught. You later show your housemaster/ housemistress the photo with a marked time. As the myth goes this has only been completed once by 4 Harrowvian troopers. These men will forever be remembered in the hearts and minds of public school boys future, present and past.
Back in my school days I completed the Calais challenge with my mates.

Did you hear about the legend of the Calais challenge.
Calais Challenge by Bill Wage December 5, 2018
A Calais is someone who is funny, nice, and friendly. she's always down for a good time and is never a bore. She is usually thin with beautiful long legs. always smiling and laughing never shows pain, and she loves to help out other people. great gf material will treat you like royalty and good at making sandwiches. a Calais is so gorgeous
Lewis: what's that girls name bro ?
Kane: bro that's Calais, she look good right
Calais by unicow September 20, 2014
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