CarlRandi

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Chutiya alag fucker

He was being a carlrandi

CarlRandi by Cyzzz July 5, 2023

Words you can keep

carradine

To die from autoerotic asphyxiation.

Yo, that teenage kid, Bill, down the street.. they found him hung up in his basement naked. He must have carradined!!

carradine by dentar June 6, 2009

Related Words

CarlRandi • carradine • carlando • Calradia • cardraniese • Carelandia • Carland • Carlani • carleannia • Carlmania

david carradine

When you masturbate while chocking yourself.

I am going home and gonna pull a David Carradine

david carradine by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

Carlando

An example of two very good friends. The OGs where Carlos Sainz Jr and Lando Norris

A: Wow, those two sure get along well
B: They're just like Carlando

Carlando by Serban222 July 2, 2022

Dirty Carradine

Strip naked and lay on a bed with plastic wrap over your face. Let an amorous acquaintance shit on your face and enjoy the warm steamy love of it. Jerk yourself off as your brain becomes oxygen-deprived. The Dirty Carradine is an extension of the Hot Carl.

I'll order you the biggest, most expensive steak on the menu if you'll come back over to my place afterwards and assist me in the execution of a Dirty Carradine.

Dirty Carradine by Perverto majesto March 5, 2011

Carradine

In order to perform a proper Carradine, one must purchase the following items: a noose, tinted spotter goggles, a jar of Vaseline, and a sharp knife/scissors.

Following purchase of these items, you must first find a close friend or relative to spot you using your tinted spotter goggles -- this will ensure they are not able to see your shameful act. After giving yourself a partial erection (with use of the Vaseline), proceed to hang yourself from the nearest door or the darkest corner of an available room. Once you have achieved full erection and are masturbating furiously while your oxygen supply becomes ever limited, your friend must stand closely with the knife/scissors to cut the rope.

Dude, I had such a shitty day at work today, can you spot me while I Carradine in the basement?

Carradine by analdumpster July 12, 2012

Bangkok Carradine

Sexual act involving tying a rope around your balls and hanging yourself in a Thailand hotel closet that results in death because you couldn't pronounce the safe word.

Damn, did hear about Perry? He went to Thailand on that Mormon mission and pulled a Bangkok Carradine!

Bangkok Carradine by Captain Organ June 4, 2009

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026