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Carlinism 

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.
Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
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Calani is an Hawaiian word extracted from the word Kalani, although they are both very different, Calani's are extremely rare to find, often living in small towns in their youth and travelling in elder years. Calani's in general are amazing, creative absolutely stunningly gorgeous girls that are extremely loveable in all ways.

Its estimate that there are only around 14 Calani's in the world and you are incredibly privileged to know just one. Calani's are usually sporty, loud, pretty and loveable or beautiful, very, very sarcastic, kind, smart as hell, generally loved and a crazy read-a-holic.
Most, have a fierce, dangerous edge about them and don't need saving, they will put you down so fast and the sarcasm that comes out of their mouths is insane. The have their own ideas and music taste and are often feared and admired.
Those are the best.

Calani's can be found in many places usually playing sort with friends or walking quietly with her gossiping friends while she walks with her head stuck in a book and its a common fact between the girls that they top them all.

If you find a Calani, please take my word, keep her. I didn't, biggest regret of my life. I love you Calani!
"Oh yeah, she's a Calani"

"Watch it man, that's Calani, she's got a bite"
Calani by Summer's the truth January 16, 2018

Carlinism 

Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.
A typical Carlinism: "My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend."
Carlinism by macdude72 March 10, 2009

Carlando 

An example of two very good friends. The OGs where Carlos Sainz Jr and Lando Norris
A: Wow, those two sure get along well
B: They're just like Carlando
Carlando by Serban222 July 2, 2022

Carlabigail 

a very sexy woman that can sing really well, likes older men, and enjoys chasing Columbian tail
See that singer with the older Columbian guy?

Yeah, she's a Carlabigail.

Carlafication 

"Carlafication!" Hailie said when the presenter was professional with their presentation.
Carlafication by chanwiebot April 21, 2022
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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