Carfap

The word used for "Crap" in a clean, Mr. Febreze, world.

"Crap..."
"Hey! Were in Mr. Febreze town!"
"Carfap..."

Carfap by Danief.... again April 3, 2009

Caraphernelia 

A condition in which someone abandons you but leaves their belongings behind, including painful memories.

Caraphernelia is the best song ever.

Caraphernelia by Rain.Pierce November 2, 2015

Caraphernelia 

A heart broken disease when someone leaves you, but leaves most of their belongings with you. Known mostly by the song "Caraphernelia" by Pierce The Veil. Written when Vic Fuentes, vocalist, sees everything his ex-girlfriend left behind. Such as hair-clips, razors, travel shampoo, etc. After a while, making him miss her more and more.

Dude, she left her stuff behind. It's giving me caraphernelia.

Caraphernelia by BottyBot November 3, 2013

Carapture

ca•rap•ture | kə 'RAP chər |

noun

1. The highly publicized 'Carmageddon' event of Los Angeles, California's closure of I-405 beginning on July 16, 2011, which was in actuality as much of a non-event as the highly publicized 'Rapture' event of May 21, 2011 (i.e. car-rapture). Emphasis, both in pronunciation and interpretation, are placed on the crap component.

Just like the recently predicted Rapture, lots of live T.V. reporters were standing by for the I-405's Carmageddon. Unfortunately for their ratings, it turned out to be a Carapture.

Carapture by Bachelor boB July 17, 2011

Caraphernelia 

A broken-heart disease whenever someone leaves you but leaves all their things behind.

She left me with caraphernelia.

Caraphernelia by Che39 December 19, 2010

catfapping 

When you make "fapping noises" using the lips of one's own vagina. The Cat of course reffering to 'pussy'.

she grabbed her vulva and started catfapping

catfapping by dirtycrazy December 2, 2011

Carface 

A person with an attractive face but an undesirable body which is hidden when that person is seated in a car. The opposite of Butterface.

Stuck in traffic, Chris flirted with a woman driving a Jetta not realizing she was a carface.

Carface by losanjealous April 12, 2006