Cardzello 

You've heard of Hardzello? A ship of Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy from the Bohemian Rhapsody fandom? Yeah, well it's that but between Joe and a card board cut out of Ben. It all started when Ben couldn't make it to the Bohemian Rhapsody conference in Japan. The group took a cardboard cut out of Ben so they feel like he was there to experience it. Joe fell in love and soon Ben had competition.

"Who's that with Joe?"
"That's Ben CARDY."

"Ben Cardy?"
"Yeah, those two are Cardzello."
"Oooh Hardzello has competition!"
"Yeah, I heard Ben was really jealous of it."

Cardzello by Dino nuggets be bussin June 13, 2021

Hardzello 

Hardzello is the obvious and best ship of the Bohemian Rhapsody fandom between the two heartthrobs Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy.

*sees awkward Hardzello flirting.*

Brian: "Cute. I'd put them in a boat."

Gwilym: "What?"
Brian: "Isn't that what it's called?"
Gwiylm: "You mean you ship them?"
Brian: "Definitely."

Hardzello by Dino nuggets be bussin April 8, 2019

hardzello 

a ship between actors Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy. They played as John Deacon and Roger Taylor in Bohemian Rhapsody (the movie) and have been friends since then.

"ever heard of the ship Hardzello?"

"yeah! stupid Gwil always getting in the way of their relationship!"

I wasted five minuets of my life making this

hardzello by SleeplessQueenie May 19, 2019

Carabello Hair 

Reference to the camouflage netting applied to the Advanced Combat Helmets of soldiers in the 1-32 Infantry Regiment, part of the 10th Mountain Division stationed at Ft. Drum New York.

The practice was started in 2006 while the unit was deployed to Afghanistan in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. Command Sergeant Major Carabello was responsible for the order of the application of the netting to the helmets of all soldiers operating under his command.

Soldiers began referring to it as "Carabello Hair" partly in jest and/or simply because it was easier than saying "the camouflage netting that is put on our helmets and tied to the helmet 4 to 8 times to keep it secured because Command Sergeant Major Carabello wants it that way."

This Carabello Hair really sets us apart from the other units on Fort Drum.

Fuck man, my damn Carabello hair got caught in a tree limb last night and knocked me on my ass.

Your Carabello hair looks like shit, mine is pimp because it looks like dreadlocks.

Carabello Hair by Chosin7 February 8, 2010

caravello

When one man blows another man, and simultaneously receives a handjob from the other man.

I performed a caravello last night with a gay skateboard enthusiast. It was amazing!

caravello by Verinne July 10, 2014

cardillo 

n - a gangsta phrase for any person who is a pimp or pimpin' it. a person who hooks up for sport, mainly a male.

1.mah nigga chris be the illest cardillo on da east coast.

2.if you really need to get laid just go see the local cardillo.

cardillo by ashinator April 18, 2005

The Cardwell 

A dance to get all the bitches. Period.

Damn, Dugi's doing the Cardwell, now he's going to get all the bitches.

Who is the Cardwell named after?
Chris Patrick Cardwell

The Cardwell by chrisbaitmaster May 2, 2011