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an awesome lay. best looking guy you've ever met. loyal, friendly, true, faithful. great in the sack. very well endowed.
cardell is awesome
cardell by tamisha henry February 5, 2010
Words you can keep
1/2 black 1/2 samoan titan of a man. Tall dark and handsome, funny and outgoing, strong willed and minded and one of the coolest people you could ever get to know.
Cardell is a good man
Cardell by optimoman February 4, 2010
A pornstar of the highest caliber for car dealers and salesmen.

Her work is all done on camera and posted online for "educational" or “artistic” purposes, then posted for easy access by horny car salesmen and mechanics.

What the owner of every car dealership watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.

A classy slut (and teacher) who wears clothes that are so sexy, everything she says makes sense.

A whore who brings pleasure to whoever sees her big boobs sticking out of those dresses and tight sweaters.

A bitch with good business sense and sales responsibility.

A hot chick with big tits who uploads videos of herself

A female sex tool to make car salesmen do what she wants them to do.

Ejaculation is 100 times faster and 100 times harder because she actually has a brain and says some smart stuff, if you watch with the sound “on.”

A mind-control device to use against car salesmen.
Hypocrite: “You're such a perv, watching the CarDoll! You're disgusting!”

“Damn, I wish I could bang the CarDoll, I bet she’s DTF!”

“CarDoll proves that America is the land of opportunity – any chick can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their point across”

“Car Salesmen are busy jacking-off to her pics and videos all day! They really don't hear a word she says!"

“The reason car salesmen need a smart-phone.”
CarDoll by The teacher's pet January 20, 2013

R-Cordell 

The act of bragging or discussing personal triumphs with an individual seeking empathy.
Man, he just R-Cordelled the shit out of me.
R-Cordell by BugPorn July 3, 2010
Carelle is the cutest person out there. She's funny and always knows how to cheer you up. She will always be there for you even if you let her down because she understands that you can make mistakes sometimes and knows how to move on. Carelle is a trendsetter and is loved by everyone. She is creative and can always find something fun to do when you are bored. Sometimes she can be annoying and agressive but she always apologizes later on. she looks very innocent on the outside but on the inside she's a risk taker and full of life. Nothing can ever be awkward when you are around her because she always knows what to say. She never tells anyone what to do and does not judge you. She accepts you for who you are. It is said that Carelles have a sixth sense and are amazing at predicting stuff. Sometimes she says things she isn't supposed to say but is still always trusted with big secrets. When you are Carelle's friend you should be sure that you will be living life to the fullest with her by your side. You will experience your favorite moments in life with her. As long as you treat her the way she deserves to be treated, you can always count on her to have your back. she is simply everything you could ask for.
Person 1: I love carelle she's the cutest

Person 2: ikr she makes my day
carelle by loumi 3ala2 January 15, 2017
Someone that you will fall in love with. Someone that will make all your dreams come true, and someone that will be there for you no matter what, especially if you are in the dumps.

Cordell is someone that is that one person that you can laugh uncontrollably around. The one person that stands for the flag, and loves to make fun of Kim Jong Un. And he is especially popular for being extremely funny. He will always be there for you.

His eyes are the cutest/ HOTTEST and especially when he smiles - he can make anyone smile by just him smiling or saying leonard. He is someone that you can never forget. He is someone that you will always remember for the rest of your life. And if you do get to know him for the rest of your life make sure that he knows that he is special to you in some odd way.
I can't believe you said No to Cordell!!
Sorry, I didn't know that he was THAT Funny.
Cordell by I Wouldnt Do That! November 7, 2018

Cordell Effect 

When a really smart student tutors a portion of the class and raises the exam average such that the mean grade shifts, making it more difficult for the rest of the class to get ahead of the curve.
Cordell helped eight of his friends understand difficult concepts and get high grades on exams, making the test average significantly higher than the previous year, resulting in the Cordell Effect.
Cordell Effect by Not Mr Cool Guy November 13, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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