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Cardwell 

Leaving a card saying you're not coming back instead of saying fairwell, like a decent human being.
He didn't even give a 2 weeks notice, just left this Cardwell on his desk and never came back.
Cardwell by EZ5 July 1, 2022

The Cardwell 

A dance to get all the bitches. Period.
Damn, Dugi's doing the Cardwell, now he's going to get all the bitches.

Who is the Cardwell named after?
Chris Patrick Cardwell

Ryan Codey Cardwell 

Often known as the best man in the world. He is extremely passionate about what he does, always has a smile on his face, and never backs down from an opportunity to help someone out. When he's sad, there's not a soul in the world that is happy.
Have you seen Ryan Codey Cardwell? He's AMAZING!
Ryan Codey Cardwell by Cynn November 21, 2010

bryce cardwell 

Bryce Cardwell is a very caring and loving person! He will be your shoulder to cry on and he always listens to anyone who has something to share. He is a shy yet a funny person. He has charming looks and you will fall in love instantly. He is not scared to tell you that he loves you and not scared to invite you places. Overall he is caring, shy, brave, and intelligent.
You are lucky to have a Bryce Cardwell in your life.
I wish I dated a Bryce Cardwell.

Luke Cardwell 

Luke Cardwell by Nooooooni May 26, 2022

David Cardwell 

That one guy who is kinda smelly because he's a ginger
David Cardwell: Let's all kill Adam

Adam: your a ginger
*David throws a chair at Adam*
David Cardwell by pp funny man 2019 September 22, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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