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For the person just starting out on his or her own. Every card you receive during the holiday season has the potential of ending up decorating your Christmas tree in place of traditional ornaments that you have yet to buy.
"Say! That's a neat tree of lights and cardaments! Looks like you're a popular person."
Cardament by redehlert December 22, 2008

Calamaties 

I forgot my condom so no calamaties today. Sorry boys
Calamaties by Berry mcockenher October 9, 2019

calamatic 

root word calamity

1. infamous for causing trouble and harm
2. dangerous but not necessarily bad
That shiz is boombastically calamatic to the hella max!
calamatic by Mr. Boombastic November 28, 2004

Calamentrianism 

This is the widely accepted belief that Flying Rhinos exhist in a place called Calamentria.
I like flying rhinos

CarameLatina

A GIRL OF LATIN DESCENT WHOM HAS NICE CLEAVAGE, ELEGANT FEMALE ATTIRE, GETS BY ON LOOKS THAT KILL, AND WHO CARAMELIZES FROM LITE TO DARK IN THE SUN AND BACK AGAIN.

SHEZ OFTEN THE TALK OF THE TOWN AND EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE PART OF HER WORLD.
JUST LOOK AT DAT OBSCENELY PRETTY GIRL-WHY SHEZ A CARAMELATINA! WHOA MAMA!
CarameLatina by Peter Lansal March 22, 2014

CaliMeatWagon 

Joe biden is a CaliMeatWagon.
CaliMeatWagon by pjamerson April 7, 2021