When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!

"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."

Caramel Apple by Broham64 May 6, 2018

Related Words

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Caramel Cannon

A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.

Babe, I need to go to the bathroom right now!!! My caramel cannon is about to erupt everywhere!!!!

Caramel Cannon by BigDickChad69BroDude March 2, 2021

Caramelldansen

(The song and dance phenomenon that came out in 2006 by a Swedish pop group Caramell)

1. (noun) (usually with "the ~"): A dance where you place your hands on the top of your head (like a rabbit) flickering them as you move your hips quickly back and forth, all while remaining stationary.

For best results, do the Caramelldansen, accompanied with the music, in the middle of a shopping mall. Observe the shoppers as they stare at you doing this crazy dance none of them knows about like some foreign substance at the end of a tweezer. You would be lucky if one or two people knew the dance and joined with you, then you look less like a dork!

Caramelldansen by The Avenue Majestic May 29, 2009

Cramalot

A place of storage that is overflowing or crowded with collected items that one may or may not ever use again.
(mostly used in referral to a remote storage building or area)

I need to go to my Cramalot to find some winter clothes but it so full of stuff that it will take me at least an hour to find the right box

Cramalot by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009

Caramel Popcorn

Dingleberries. Toilet Paper mixed with shit that becomes lodged in a tangled web of ass hairs.

Dude, Patrick mooned me earlier and it looked like he sat down in a bucket of caramel popcorn.

Caramel Popcorn by Charlie Badass July 22, 2019

caramelegg

a Yuiho

caramelegg locked in sett again, he can only play top

caramelegg by lighgt October 27, 2022

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026