captian hook
This can be found on boys whos dick's curve up and twist around and look all discobobilated.....Just like MAX FARR
captian hook by J May 13, 2005
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captian triple hook by Dave skylark February 18, 2015
Captain hook dick
Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.
Captain hook dick by Challie2002 October 27, 2021
Reverse Captain Hook
Popular in climbing circles, the Reverse Captain Hook requires extreme finger strength and dexterity. This maneuver entails a girl standing up, while you do pull-ups between her legs, supporting your entire body weight with only two fingers in her vagina. If done correctly, should result in an orgasm.
Andrew: "Yo, Dan. I heard you reverse captain hooked Tracy last night."
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"
Reverse Captain Hook by TylerDurden6969 October 24, 2011
Captain Hook
Captain Hook by MaddaCheeb24 October 8, 2009
Captain Hook
The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.
I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"
Captain Hook by Rusty Shacklefurt August 20, 2007
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captain hook by scurvytypeb May 4, 2022
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