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The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.
I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"
by Rusty Shacklefurt August 14, 2007
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
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someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.
GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!
by jakeisgay May 05, 2004
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The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.
Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!
by chozoelder July 07, 2004
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A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.
by Stanli March 21, 2006
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A bent penis in the shape of a hook.
Mike: I have a Captain Hook!
by MaddaCheeb24 October 08, 2009
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Fingering a girl then "hooking" the finger in her mouth.
Friend: "Yo how'd it go last night?"
You: "I Captain Hooked that shit!"
by jellymomo March 28, 2011
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