captain hook

a curved dick

me: did you hear nathan has a captain hook?

by scurvytypeb May 04, 2022

scurvy

scury is a disease one gets after having a physical relationship with a man named nathan serrano. scurvy ranges from type a-z. it is contagious so be careful. scurvy wont kill you but it will never go away.

max: bro how many girls have scurvy
nate: a ton i fuck everyone

by scurvytypeb May 26, 2022

scurvy

scury is a disease one gets after having a physical relationship with a man named nathan serrano. scurvy ranges from type a-z. it is contagious so be careful. scurvy wont kill you but it will never go away.

max: nathan gave everyone scurvy

nate: shhb dont tell anyone

by scurvytypeb June 04, 2022